Unlikely and autonomous product placement

Ok so no salt mines today... I wrangled the day off and worked until late on a new and awesome project!

Then I went to the late show of "Transformers" with my brother and some friends. It was a pretty uneven movie but the giant robot fights are in my top 3. There was some weird jail bait vibe coming off the supporting eye candy. Why do these movies conspire to make me feel like some kind of deviant? Also, there was some crazy product placement on the order of not only mountain dew and an xbox 360 but the two former items be made evil and autonomous by the "one spark" or whatever they're calling it now. Bollocks...

• Meal 1: 6 slices chicken bacon (150 cal), 1c oatmeal 250 cal, 1/3c skim milk (30 cal), 1/2c raspberries.
• Meal 2: 3 tbsp organic almonds
• Meal 3: 1 can chunky chicken gumbo soup
• Meal 4: 1c Blueberries
• Meal 5: 1 can spicy thai tuna, 2 saltine crackers
• Meal 6: Large Movie Theater Nachos with cheese and salsa. (Gag me...)