Monday, March 17, 2008

Day 0 - The Clense

Today is the ramp up day for my 12 day cleanse. I'm going to eat clean for 12 days while taking some very specific natural supplements to try and rid my body of 27 years of toxins and filth.

The reason behind this cleanse is quite simply that I feel unhealthy and I'm more than 30 lbs overweight. This is not a good thing as it will likely contribute to an early death. I also look like a "fat-guy" which bothers me a lot.

Some people have it easy. I guess I'm not one of them. Maintaining a healthy body weight will require a constant and vigilant program. I guess I would rather be handsome again than overeat. I do however feel a little cheated as I never really got to do the "fast food" thing. I would never let myself have that weekly bacon cheese burger and fries. The guilt represented by my heaving man-breasts would consume me. Thats another thing. If you have a bigger rack than your wife you have to *know* that something is wrong with you.

Rae and I are watching our wedding video tonight. Should be interesting ;)\
  • Breakfast: Organic, hippy, all natural grain flake cereal, 1/2c 2% milk, 1 tbsp raisins
  • Lunch: 3c mixed greens salad, 1 can albacore tuna, 3 tbsp balsamic vinegrette with 1 tbsp flax seed oil, 2c organic tomato soup.
  • Snack: 2tbsp cashews
  • Snack: 6 carrot sticks, 1c corn chowda
  • Dinner: 2c Vegetable fried rice, 1 sesame chicken breast

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